I just received this from Emily (‘Bruno’ below), the DM for the Kobold Kommandos epic.
Berkun: Wait, Blessing adds to damage?
Harald387: Every roll you make. Every time dice shake. Every crit you make, every feint you fake, I’ll be Blessing you.
Bruno: Oh baby can’t you seeee? Your crits belong to meeeeee… Oh how my poor heart aches, with every hit you make.
Harald387: We’re bad people.
Well… at least it’s not a rickroll.